'Sup Endless

Nubben here. Everyone's favorite Newb of Newbland, that is! World famous for being the coolest "nub" in history!

Anyways, while Lady Fmsa is absent, I figured I'd raid her blog with my own rants. She wouldn't mind, would she?

Anyways, as the famous stories are told about me, I live on Newb Island in the house right next to the dock. This is where I get shipments of jack spears, hula outfits, and otherly things from Transfernub™ to give out to all the poor newbs of Newb Island. While I may be oh so generous, I am a Temple Knight; therefore beggars get nothing. *snort* It's so hard to find those who don't beg...

Just like everyone else, I have all of my pet peeves about Endless Online. I feel I should probably just sum them up in one post.

1. The oh so horrible d/cers..Thanks for ruining the future generation of Endless's players. After about 20 minutes of getting disconnected, they'll leave and never return again. Those who are patient with your stupid tatics are truly braver than you. And what do you get out of d/cing people? Piggies? Stop being hogs and hogging up the pigs, buttmunches.

...The worse ones are the ones that d/c just for the hell of it..ugh...

2. Yes, I used a scroll to get my items. But I am a level 4, and I don't have any anymore. Transfernub™ takes care of all my transactions. This means, no, I don't have a scroll. No, I don't care if you'll "pay me back on your main" (which they never do), I DON'T HAVE ANY. Stop thinking I'm lying to you or something.

3. No, unless you make a reasonable offer on a certain item you have for one of my items, I don't want to trade with you. Don't come up to me and say "trade", expecting me to do something like give away my bag for 2 gold. It ain't going to work, and it gets annoying when you don't understand "No, thank you."

4. When you say "itams plz", I will not give you items. Because if I give you items, then the newbs surrounding me will start to beg and the items I have for the respectable newbs are gone.

5. To those "main players" that get a kick out of being mean to someone who joined after you, can it. There's no reason to be mean unless they give you a reason for you to be mean to them.

6. Bulliten board posters, no one wants to have sex with you. Why you'd join an online game to do that kind of stuff is beyond me. Join Furcadia; they have sex roleplaying dreams (maps) made by people for your sick fantasies.

7. Sorry Newbs, but you guys are new. No one knows of your name on here, so it's best to find your place quickly. The "internet tough guy" routine does not fool me, and will only cause those around you to gang up on you. You won't have anyone backing you up or helping with the comebacks; you are new. And, unless they were downright mean to you in the first place, I won't step in and help you. Find out where you belong, get some EO buddies, and perhaps a guild.

8. Speeding newbs. Oh dear god. Are they really THAT bad at a 2D MMORPG? Or is it that they just want to seem superior.

*snort* I guess that's all I really have to whine about for today. Lady Fmsa has been not playing Endless for awhile because of schoolwork and other stressing things. Oh well.

I'm going to read some manga now. Chao!

~Nubben