Nubben here. Everyone's favorite Newb of Newbland, that is! World famous for being the coolest "nub" in history!
Anyways, while Lady Fmsa is absent, I figured I'd raid her blog with my own rants. She wouldn't mind, would she?
Anyways, as the famous stories are told about me, I live on Newb Island in the house right next to the dock. This is where I get shipments of jack spears, hula outfits, and otherly things from Transfernub™ to give out to all the poor newbs of Newb Island. While I may be oh so generous, I am a Temple Knight; therefore beggars get nothing. *snort* It's so hard to find those who don't beg...
Just like everyone else, I have all of my pet peeves about Endless Online. I feel I should probably just sum them up in one post.
1. The oh so horrible d/cers..Thanks for ruining the future generation of Endless's players. After about 20 minutes of getting disconnected, they'll leave and never return again. Those who are patient with your stupid tatics are truly braver than you. And what do you get out of d/cing people? Piggies? Stop being hogs and hogging up the pigs, buttmunches.
...The worse ones are the ones that d/c just for the hell of it..ugh...
2. Yes, I used a scroll to get my items. But I am a level 4, and I don't have any anymore. Transfernub™ takes care of all my transactions. This means, no, I don't have a scroll. No, I don't care if you'll "pay me back on your main" (which they never do), I DON'T HAVE ANY. Stop thinking I'm lying to you or something.
3. No, unless you make a reasonable offer on a certain item you have for one of my items, I don't want to trade with you. Don't come up to me and say "trade", expecting me to do something like give away my bag for 2 gold. It ain't going to work, and it gets annoying when you don't understand "No, thank you."
4. When you say "itams plz", I will not give you items. Because if I give you items, then the newbs surrounding me will start to beg and the items I have for the respectable newbs are gone.
5. To those "main players" that get a kick out of being mean to someone who joined after you, can it. There's no reason to be mean unless they give you a reason for you to be mean to them.
6. Bulliten board posters, no one wants to have sex with you. Why you'd join an online game to do that kind of stuff is beyond me. Join Furcadia; they have sex roleplaying dreams (maps) made by people for your sick fantasies.
7. Sorry Newbs, but you guys are new. No one knows of your name on here, so it's best to find your place quickly. The "internet tough guy" routine does not fool me, and will only cause those around you to gang up on you. You won't have anyone backing you up or helping with the comebacks; you are new. And, unless they were downright mean to you in the first place, I won't step in and help you. Find out where you belong, get some EO buddies, and perhaps a guild.
8. Speeding newbs. Oh dear god. Are they really THAT bad at a 2D MMORPG? Or is it that they just want to seem superior.
*snort* I guess that's all I really have to whine about for today. Lady Fmsa has been not playing Endless for awhile because of schoolwork and other stressing things. Oh well.
I'm going to read some manga now. Chao!
~Nubben
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
OH LAWD VAREUS NEWZ
G8 newz, guiz! Fmsa gained a level a couple of days ago. Just one more and I can finally get into the Dragon Cave (and possibly, maybe get a kill every now and then). Nubben the Newblander is slowly gaining. She's under 1k tnl to becoming a level 4 Newb. I'm so proud of her spreading joy to all those of Newb Island.
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Anyways, I suppose my "advertisment" for my transferring service seemed a little on the cheesy side, but really, it's made to help people who don't have the ability to trade items on their accounts.
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Apparently, I'm suspected of being Temple Master Danno! WAT WAT WAT?! The rumors are so fresh that the paper is still warm from the printer! Okay, not really.
But still! I am for one would rather not be considered Danno! So listen up, kids!
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I've also heard that Vult-r and Rexor had logged on today to release more walled people. I was in the bath at this time, so I cannot say if this really happened or not, but when I came back, it was the talk on the forums for a moment and then died down. And a spammer was sent loose d/cing all walled people so they wouldn't be able to get out. I only hope that it was the speeders who were d/ced and not the ones who have long learned their lesson and have been waiting there forever.
Personally, I would believe that if one is walled, they should probably just suck it up, create a new character, and start over without repeating what they were walled for. Currently, there is too much to worry about than to release people that may or may not turn around and do the same thing when the admins are signed off. The current speeders we have, the spammers, and just the general attitude of "Mr.Admin is not watching so I can break all the rules I want".
All this needs to be fixed before Vult should focus on any other aspect of the game. I wouldn't care if there's nothing new in the next version so long as a d/c patch and an anti-speed program is put into place. Most likely, he's trying to hold out on it until he can release a new version with lots of stuff. Either that or...making money off of flash games and the EO site while leaving the game to rot.
Eh, patience must be used on Endless. I've learned that through experience. I've had to endure trying to politely tell beggars, no I can't give them items, trying not to let speeders in the arena make me lose my temper, or just general asshats of EO. This game is meant for the very patient, I suppose.
I have lost my cool a couple of times, especially with the speeders in the arenas. I mean, really, where you so mentally tormented with your older sibling cheating at checkers and winning all the time that you decided you have to cheat to win? That winning is all that matters, no matter how it's done? Give the others a chance, and if you are defeated, admit defeat and get back in line for the next round. I always do, except for when a cheater kills me, for they have the advantage.
But oh how thy does ramble! I think I'll stop while I'm at it right now. Later, kids!
Fmsa~
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Anyways, I suppose my "advertisment" for my transferring service seemed a little on the cheesy side, but really, it's made to help people who don't have the ability to trade items on their accounts.
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Apparently, I'm suspected of being Temple Master Danno! WAT WAT WAT?! The rumors are so fresh that the paper is still warm from the printer! Okay, not really.
But still! I am for one would rather not be considered Danno! So listen up, kids!
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I've also heard that Vult-r and Rexor had logged on today to release more walled people. I was in the bath at this time, so I cannot say if this really happened or not, but when I came back, it was the talk on the forums for a moment and then died down. And a spammer was sent loose d/cing all walled people so they wouldn't be able to get out. I only hope that it was the speeders who were d/ced and not the ones who have long learned their lesson and have been waiting there forever.
Personally, I would believe that if one is walled, they should probably just suck it up, create a new character, and start over without repeating what they were walled for. Currently, there is too much to worry about than to release people that may or may not turn around and do the same thing when the admins are signed off. The current speeders we have, the spammers, and just the general attitude of "Mr.Admin is not watching so I can break all the rules I want".
All this needs to be fixed before Vult should focus on any other aspect of the game. I wouldn't care if there's nothing new in the next version so long as a d/c patch and an anti-speed program is put into place. Most likely, he's trying to hold out on it until he can release a new version with lots of stuff. Either that or...making money off of flash games and the EO site while leaving the game to rot.
Eh, patience must be used on Endless. I've learned that through experience. I've had to endure trying to politely tell beggars, no I can't give them items, trying not to let speeders in the arena make me lose my temper, or just general asshats of EO. This game is meant for the very patient, I suppose.
I have lost my cool a couple of times, especially with the speeders in the arenas. I mean, really, where you so mentally tormented with your older sibling cheating at checkers and winning all the time that you decided you have to cheat to win? That winning is all that matters, no matter how it's done? Give the others a chance, and if you are defeated, admit defeat and get back in line for the next round. I always do, except for when a cheater kills me, for they have the advantage.
But oh how thy does ramble! I think I'll stop while I'm at it right now. Later, kids!
Fmsa~
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Fmsa's Transfer Service™ is open for business!
If you ever need transfering of any of your items from newb to main or from main to newb, count on me to do it. Transferral of items is 25g for unlimited amount of items (so long as I can carry it all.) I can also purchase any items from the shop from you, so long as you give me the the item name, the quanity, the exact gold for the purchase + 25g. If you need to transfer gold, put how much and I subtract 25g from the total. Items unbuyable from shops (an ultima, for example) cannot be transferred unless your main has this. If you give me 7k to go buy an ultima for you, that'd be too much on me, for I fear I may get the "YOU SCAMMED ME" attack if it takes to long to buy one in Aeven. You can use all services in one shipment (main to newb transferral, main shops purchases, gold transfer, newb to main transferral) and only pay one fee of 25g.
Why do I charge? So I can buy more scrolls so you won't have to provide any for me.
All transactions are sent via Transfernub™. Transfernub™ will repeat your shipment to you, and you must confirm before she will leave.
I'd also ask if anyone who decides to transfer with me, please leave a small testimonial assuring that you have gotten all your items safely. I'd like this so I'd be seen more than "some stranger handling your items".
So, if anyone needs some transferring, come to me. PM on the forum or PM Fmsa, Nubben, Kaleallerion, or Transfernub™ is open for business! in game if they are online.
Hope you guys will enjoy my services (besides secks, nubfaces)~
Why do I charge? So I can buy more scrolls so you won't have to provide any for me.
All transactions are sent via Transfernub™. Transfernub™ will repeat your shipment to you, and you must confirm before she will leave.
I'd also ask if anyone who decides to transfer with me, please leave a small testimonial assuring that you have gotten all your items safely. I'd like this so I'd be seen more than "some stranger handling your items".
So, if anyone needs some transferring, come to me. PM on the forum or PM Fmsa, Nubben, Kaleallerion, or Transfernub™ is open for business! in game if they are online.
Hope you guys will enjoy my services (besides secks, nubfaces)~
Sad, sad, sad..
I was in Nutvipers today, when one of those "wep plx" beggars came up to me. He had some normal arrows, lotus armor, steel boots, frog mask, but he had a dagger equipped. I though surely if he was able to get those, a weapon would be no big deal. HOWEVER, he failed to realize all the jack spears waiting for an owner around him and decided to see if he could mooch off of someone.
I figured since he was in a level restricted area, he'd at least be out of that begging stage by now. But...a level 12 begging...
*SIGH*..
The main reason why I don't like beggars is the fact they are never happy with what you give them. They expect everyone to just unequip everything and spoonfeed them items without any work in it whatsoever. Back on one of my old accounts (brittanyh), I would give to beggars to get them to shut up. I'd hand them some weapon, even when I didn't have much, and they'd just turn around and beg some more. Many times I didn't even get any type of thanks or even a "ty", so I stopped.
Plus the fact that beggars are so common, they'd suck you dry of gold, I tell you. If I have 500g, and one newb comes up to me and says "100g plz", another newb would notice me giving him the gold. Then that newb asks for 100g, and then it would go on and on until all the beggars have 100g and continue to beg while I'm left with nothing..
I especially don't like the ones that beg on the second of account creation...effortless and lazy is what I see from them.
I figured since he was in a level restricted area, he'd at least be out of that begging stage by now. But...a level 12 begging...
*SIGH*..
The main reason why I don't like beggars is the fact they are never happy with what you give them. They expect everyone to just unequip everything and spoonfeed them items without any work in it whatsoever. Back on one of my old accounts (brittanyh), I would give to beggars to get them to shut up. I'd hand them some weapon, even when I didn't have much, and they'd just turn around and beg some more. Many times I didn't even get any type of thanks or even a "ty", so I stopped.
Plus the fact that beggars are so common, they'd suck you dry of gold, I tell you. If I have 500g, and one newb comes up to me and says "100g plz", another newb would notice me giving him the gold. Then that newb asks for 100g, and then it would go on and on until all the beggars have 100g and continue to beg while I'm left with nothing..
I especially don't like the ones that beg on the second of account creation...effortless and lazy is what I see from them.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Work for your stuff!
I've tried to talk to countless speeders all the time and ask them, "Why do you speed?" One of the many replies is, "So I can get items faster".
And I think to myself...what's the rush? Why do you need to cheat to get an item that will always be there, one way or another? Besides, when you cheat and get the item, it doesn't seem as rewarding as if you saved gold up yourself and bought it or crafted it.
I remember within my first month of playing when I got my first guitar. I saved up all the parts myself or saved up gold to buy them. I was so happy when all that work paid off and I had my very own shiny guitar that I earned. How I loved it, I dragged it along whereever I went and attacked goats with my off-key music~
On the other hand, Mr.Speeder would have enough gold saved to buy it in one day.
You lose all interest in the game after you speed through obtaining every item. What will you do after you have your oron, scav bow, and fire arrows? What will you do after you rush through the truth quest because you want "lenz now plz"? There'd be nothing else to do besides stroke your e-penis and either start hanging around the PK arena or control mash some monsters to accumulate more gold you'll never use to make yourself seem cool.
"EO is too slow for me" said a speeder to me one time.
If it's too slow that you have to speed to make the game "interesting", then perhaps Endless Online is not your game. There's plenty of MMORPGs out there, try something else. Just don't expect yourself to get away with cheating on another game.
And I think to myself...what's the rush? Why do you need to cheat to get an item that will always be there, one way or another? Besides, when you cheat and get the item, it doesn't seem as rewarding as if you saved gold up yourself and bought it or crafted it.
I remember within my first month of playing when I got my first guitar. I saved up all the parts myself or saved up gold to buy them. I was so happy when all that work paid off and I had my very own shiny guitar that I earned. How I loved it, I dragged it along whereever I went and attacked goats with my off-key music~
On the other hand, Mr.Speeder would have enough gold saved to buy it in one day.
You lose all interest in the game after you speed through obtaining every item. What will you do after you have your oron, scav bow, and fire arrows? What will you do after you rush through the truth quest because you want "lenz now plz"? There'd be nothing else to do besides stroke your e-penis and either start hanging around the PK arena or control mash some monsters to accumulate more gold you'll never use to make yourself seem cool.
"EO is too slow for me" said a speeder to me one time.
If it's too slow that you have to speed to make the game "interesting", then perhaps Endless Online is not your game. There's plenty of MMORPGs out there, try something else. Just don't expect yourself to get away with cheating on another game.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
I Love My Blog
No matter what that doodie brain Xyn says!
*hack cough*
Apparently, either I didn't make my previous post sarcastic enough, or this person takes me to be a "nub" because I'm a v.28. I must OBVIOUSLY know nothing! How dare anyone have a join date later than Xyn!
No matter, for when v.29 is out, v.28 will be considered sorta oldbie, and then v.30 will make me a "regular". Really, versions shouldn't matter, as a new version takes awhile to make nowadays. So a 4 month v.28er (me) would still be compared to a v.28er that joined yesterday.
But I degress..
I'll still allow anyone to comment on this blog. Feel free to bash all you please. But remember that this is my blog with my opinions..so, say what you like, but unless you have something so convincing as to change my view on a subject, not much will be done bashing my opinion. And hey..if you don't like it, make a blog to bitch about my blog.
Whatever makes you happy, folks.
Now enjoy some EO fap material.
*hack cough*
Apparently, either I didn't make my previous post sarcastic enough, or this person takes me to be a "nub" because I'm a v.28. I must OBVIOUSLY know nothing! How dare anyone have a join date later than Xyn!
No matter, for when v.29 is out, v.28 will be considered sorta oldbie, and then v.30 will make me a "regular". Really, versions shouldn't matter, as a new version takes awhile to make nowadays. So a 4 month v.28er (me) would still be compared to a v.28er that joined yesterday.
But I degress..
I'll still allow anyone to comment on this blog. Feel free to bash all you please. But remember that this is my blog with my opinions..so, say what you like, but unless you have something so convincing as to change my view on a subject, not much will be done bashing my opinion. And hey..if you don't like it, make a blog to bitch about my blog.
Whatever makes you happy, folks.
Now enjoy some EO fap material.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
I got my first flame today!
OMG! Someone flamed my blog already. My first post to be exact. This is what the meanie said to me:
Well Mister/Miss/Mistress Xyn, I want you to know, that really hurt my feelings! I have never in my life been so insulted until today. To show my pain, I drew a picture which I'll later show to my therapist. She says that drawing is good to get emotions out.
See how sad I am in the picture? Now imagine me with that frown on! Can you imagine someone saying something that mean to you? I sure can, because I'm experiencing it right now. I'll be happy to forgive you, as long as you say you're sorry. Try to shapen up and not say mean things to people!
Sometimes it's okay to joke, but no, other times people can take it seriously and get thier feelings hurt real bad! Consider this, Xyn!
P.S. I've decided "HOWEVER" is my new catchphrase! Canyadiggit?
Well Mister/Miss/Mistress Xyn, I want you to know, that really hurt my feelings! I have never in my life been so insulted until today. To show my pain, I drew a picture which I'll later show to my therapist. She says that drawing is good to get emotions out.
See how sad I am in the picture? Now imagine me with that frown on! Can you imagine someone saying something that mean to you? I sure can, because I'm experiencing it right now. I'll be happy to forgive you, as long as you say you're sorry. Try to shapen up and not say mean things to people!
Sometimes it's okay to joke, but no, other times people can take it seriously and get thier feelings hurt real bad! Consider this, Xyn!
P.S. I've decided "HOWEVER" is my new catchphrase! Canyadiggit?
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